Major Fashion statement

This was passed on to me this morning. It's a fantastic trouser available for men. Some of the highlights include the slim capri fit in the calf area which is accentuated by the very spacious crotch area - not to mention the waist band fit highlighted with a small white button. Can you tell me what's not sexy about this?! And you can either dress it up as shown in the picture, or dress it down with a pair of sneakers!

If you're not convinced, read some of the customer reviews:

Name: He Who Shall Be Nameless, Small Village, World
Review: FINALLY! Capri pants for men. I guess they obviate the question of "dress right" or dress left". Christ, there's enough room in that crotch to hide a rabid badger... Overall, I give this effort a solid B+. Do the shoes come with that? If not, izzok- I have a set of wooden clogs left over from my village idiot apprentice uniform...

Name:Mongerel, Dogtown, Texas -
Review: My c**k is so long I have to roll it into a bun. Thank goodness I found these pants to disguise my embarrassing package....

Name:Mike Hunt, Gilmer
Review:These pants are ideal for birthing babies at work, or croos country trips if you don't want to stop. I've filled up a 12-14 pound diaper in them without anyone noticing....

Name:Headless Horseman
Review:These fit me much better when turned around and worn as a long sleeved shirt. Now no more cold breeze on my bloody stump, not to mention the embarrassing glances I get....

Still not convinced you should own a pair, read more of the reviews for yourself (click read more in the lower right)
http://www.revolveclothing.com/DisplayProduct.jsp?product=MJOL-MP5&c=Athletic&s=Season&d=Mens+Trends

Happy Wednesday people.

The Client List

So if you've followed the new you know about Bernard Maydoff and how he scammed hundreds of people out of bajillions! So his client list came out and its really long...and the names being repeated more than once means they probably had more than one account with him. What a prick!!



I watched a special on his ponzi scheme and recordings of him talking about the loop holes in the laws that allowed for this to happen. I wonder what will happen to him...I also wonder - all those people who invested with him and saw large returns (on paper) during years in which the market was 'soft' - did anyone wonder how he was doing it? It's not their fault I just wonder....He's a true sociopath

Sociopath -
–noun Psychiatry.
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience.

Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal. Sociopaths are interested only in their personal needs and desires, without concern for the effects of their behavior on others

On a lighter note

Buzy Bee

Here are the pics from halloween....I did the dessert table set up :)

Funny!!

So I had to share this....http://www.lovemybubbles.com/OBrief.shtml

I know women deal with all sorts of things to look lovely - water bras, padded bras, wearing shoes one size too small (toe overhang), pedicures, manicures, waxing, dying, tweezing, and now...butt bras. WOWZA

For only 64.00 you too can have a butt bra. I look at this contraption and say to myself - now what are young ladies going to do when their significant other wants to caress their glutamus OR even better - they gotta take on their nice outfit and hop into bed.

With three different options - the girdle, the thong, and the panty....you just can't go wrong, right?

Seriously?!

So there are always lot's of random things to read on the internet right? Can anyone tell me why you'd have to learn how to "nap". Yes, you read it correctly - how to take a freakin' nap.

To sum it up you must:
1. Find a good place to nap (really?)
2. Drink caffeine before you nap
3. Set an alarm for 15 minutes
4. Get up as soon as the alarm goes off

If you too would like to learn more about power napping visit: http://www.wikihow.com/Power-Nap

Isn't napping like Uncle Ben's rice, just throw it in the bowling water, wait 5 minutes and voila?! Well you know what they say about rocket science....

Well...my summer is officially over. I start school again next week. My LAST semester (cue music). So as I say goodbye to my freedom and friends - I say hello SQL database management and capstone course. I've got two more books I'm going to finish this weekend - I'll let you know how it turns out.

In the meantime friends - continue to come back for more....good-day.

The Introduction

Hello World Wide Web of blogging fanatics. I've decided to move my blogging to larger pastures. The myspace bloggin' just doesn't satisfy my need to be vocally creative, err shall I say creative typing?

As I have the summer off from school - its been the perfect storm of all the things that have been absent in my life for the past 6 semesters: friends, books, and relaxing. I've also signed myself up for a 10k "The Human Race".

In addition I've learned that self tanning isn't what it used to be and thus far have managed to stay away from "oompa lumpa orange".

So as you peruse the shelf of blogs...remember to keep the interesting concoction in mind - you just never know what you're gonna get.